Thursday with Rusty...My take on Ike

I remember a stand up comedian doing his thing years ago about Ethiopia and the starvation problems that country faced. The comedian was obviously making light of the situation by saying you live in a freakin desert, nothing grows in a desert. Hello? It is a freakin hurricane, if you are afraid or not willing and able to endure the inevitable hardships that await you in its aftermath, then leave. If you are not able to leave then by all means follow the warnings of the media, who are all to happy to over hype things, or your local government and be prepared or seek help. Here in this great country and state we are all to willing to help someone when they are down, even the dumb ones and that is why I love our homeland so much. With that said, if you



~Are not the brightest light in the harbor.

~Only have one oar in the water.

~Are few keys short of a keyboard.

~Are not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

~Are one twist short of a slinky.

~Are depriving some village of its idiot.

~Are a few threads short of a sweater.

~Are a few clowns short of a circus.

~Are few tacos short of a fiesta platter.

~Don't have your belt through all the loops.

~Are a few Bradys short of a bunch.

~Are few pecans short of a fruitcake.

~Don't know whether to scratch your watch or wind you butt.

and my personal favorite...

~Are few beers short of a six-pack.



DON'T BLAME ME AND EVERYONE ELSE OR PLAY THE RACE CARD!



I hope everyone is safe and sound, even if you are a few fruit loops shy of a full bowl. And if you are not, call me. I will help you figure it out.



RD